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I got my sexy on at the Justin Timberlake concert

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We did not shell out $45 for a t-shirt.

My friend, Alicia, and I had tickets to see JT last Wednesday at MSG in New York. I’d never seen him perform in person and was probably more excited than I should have been for a 40-something mom of three.

I actually stressed about what to wear. I too carefully chose black jeans, a new shirt, boots, and lots of jewelry. I’m not sure who I was trying to impress. Ok, it was Justin. I actually caught myself thinking about what I would want to be wearing if I was hanging out with the pop star, instead of standing very, very far away from him in a dark stadium with 20,000 other screaming girls.

As soon as I got to Manhattan, Alicia emailed me to say that Justin was sick and had postponed the concert until Friday night.

When I got back to Penn at around 8pm Wednesday night to go home, there were dozens of girls standing around MSG in various states of shock and grief. Some were spewing obscenity-laced rants, others were crying. I somehow was able to hold myself together in the face of tragedy.

Friday night we geared up again for the show. Tickets say it starts at 8pm but he didn’t go on until 9pm. Our seats were ok, not great. We were up in the nosebleeds but close to the stage on his right side. We paid $166 each to see him this close.

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But the way the show is designed, every section of the venue gets a little piece of Justin at some point. The stage is simple– no crazy sets or props– with split levels for him, his dancers, and his band, the Tennessee Kids. The backdrop is a giant video screen playing mostly black and white photos.

JT came out in a debonair white jacket tux, cut perfectly to his frame. He sang most of his hits — old and new– and glided along the stage looking as cool and classic as Clooney, moving as smoothly and skillfully as Michael.

After apologizing for missing Wednesday’s cancellation, he told the audience, “I love you New York. I can’t give you some half-ass shit tonight!”

He didn’t.

Justin’s one of the most compelling performers I’ve ever seen. He’s insanely talented, and seems authentic in everything he does. He’s working it, but he’s laughing and having fun. He moves with such ease, you can’t take your eyes off him. The numbers didn’t seem choreographed down to the minute. He jumped in and out of moves with his dancers, and they all seemed to riff singing and dancing throughout the show.

He played for over an hour before taking a 10 minute intermission. When he returned after the break, he was singing on one of the levels of the stage– a long bridge-like platform– when it began to rise high above the audience, and proceeded to slowly travel over the crowd from the stage up front to the back of the stadium.

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As it moved, Justin danced and strolled from one side to the other so he could wave and shake hands with fans all along the way.

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There were no bars on this platform so one false move and he could have been a Timberlake pancake.

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There were many highlights. He wooed us with New York, New York with extra swagger. The energy in the stadium was electric during Sexy back and Mirrors, but I also loved his acoustic, slowed-down version of What Goes Around Comes Around, and the fun cover of Elvis’ Heartbreak Hotel.  

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He strummed a guitar and tickled the ivories with equal flair, and made me hear pop radio songs with new ears by giving them texture.  I can’t tell you how many times listening to the sultry lyrics of Future Sex Love Sounds blaring in my iPod has gotten me through a long run.

I’m not gonna lie, hearing it live made me tingly.

I guess I’m gushing but I can’t help it. JT puts on a great show and we were all a little lovestoned. (Click here for crappy quality video of TKO taken on my iPhone!)

Alicia and I were completely amused by the 20-somethings smoking pot and pounding beers around us. One hilarious guy clearly came with his girlfriend and started out skeptical. But after just a few songs we heard him say to his male buddy, “I’m as straight as an arrow, but he’s pushing me into the gay center!!”

Amen, brother.

Favorite moments of 2014 Grammys

I don’t usually blog about music awards shows because I don’t know enough to opine on winners and losers. But the Grammys have become a pop culture must-see event, more for the performances than the mini gramophones handed out.

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The Grammys were presented live from the Staples Center in LA, with L.L. Cool J as host. Let’s start with the red carpet…..

While at the Oscars or Globes we look for elegant couture, the Grammys is the place to take risks. J.Lo’s famous green cut-to-the-navel Versace dress and Lady Gaga’s Saturn-inspired space get-up were previous favorites. But with neither diva there, there was little to turn heads.

OFF THE CHARTS:

Taylor Swift won best dressed with a stunning Gucci metallic short-sleeved sheath with metal detail that was edgy and sophisticated.

–A svelt Miranda Lambert looked amazing in a sexy, black dress and long blond tresses.

Katy Perry won most whimsical in a Valentino dress literally inspired by music.

Jason Merritt/Getty

Jason Merritt/Getty

SOUR NOTES:

Daft Punk guys were wearing face-covering Darth Vader-ish helmets with tuxedos that I’m too square to understand. (More on them later.)

Cyndi Lauper had on a black and gold get-up with a cape, and bright red hair piled atop her head…which prompted my 8 year-old son to ask if she was in Shrek.

–I love Gloria Estefan but her red lace dress made her look like a blood-splattered shooting victim. Maybe the rhythm finally got her?

Kacey Musgrave won for best country music album and sang a cute song, but her bejeweled mini-dress made her look like a Neiman Marcus Christmas ornament.

For more Grammy fashion click here. 

Onto the show…..

Bey and Jay started it off with a sexy duet of “Drunk in Love.” All eyes were on the king and queen of the music prom. Sasha looked fierce with wet hair in a black sheer bodysuit and fishnets in a Flashdance-inspired chair dance.  Jay Z came out in a tuxedo and rapped around her. No sets, no dancers, watching just the two of them singing and dancing felt very intimate.

–Katy Perry never disappoints.  Singing “Dark Horse,” she appeared onstage dressed as a witch inside a crystal ball. Her number had crazy lights, acrobats, pole dancers, a life-size Trojan horse that broke apart to reveal rapper Juicy J, and pyrotechnics burning up the stage. Oh and Perry singing. Over the top? Sure, but I couldn’t take my eyes off the screen.

–Julia Roberts introduced Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr who played together in a rare duet. Not sure why she was there but she made up for her dowdy Globes dress with a hot, black, sparkly mini dress and long bed-head locks.

Robin Thicke teamed with Chicago for a medley that included “Blurred Lines.” Thicke minus twerking Miley and gangster suit = fun to watch.

–One of the coolest moments of the night was when Pharrell, Daft Punk, and Stevie Wonder had the whole crowd on their feet boogying to  “Get Lucky,” I loved seeing Yoko Ono, Beyonce and JayZ, Katy Perry, and Bruno Mars getting jiggy in the aisles.

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–Jay Z, was the night’s front-runner with nine nominations, including best rap album, rap song and rap performance. When winning for best rap song/collaboration for “Holy Grail,” Jay called Beyonce his “light” and holding up the Grammy, had a message for daughter Blue: “Daddy got a gold sippy cup for you!”

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis won best new artist and pointed out that they made their album without a record label and went on to win a Grammy, giving hope to struggling artists everywhere.

–I had two favorite moments. The first was the amazing Pink. She puts everything into what she does. She sang ” Try” while flipping and doing the splits, dangling from scarves high above the audience. Next she belted “Just Give Me a Reason,” with fun’s Nate Ruess with such passion I wanted to cry.

–The other was the duet with Carole King and Sara Bareilles singing a mashup of “Beautiful” and “Brave,” while playing dueling pianos. King sounds as good as she did in 1985 when I’d listen to “Tapestry” over and over in my friend Debby’s basement. You could tell Bareilles was having a pinch-me moment.

–Taylor Swift got a well-deserved standing O after performing an emotional version of “All Too Well,” from her Red album.  Looking grown up and poised in a dramatic dress and Farrah Fawcett hair with just a piano and a spotlight, she sang better than I’ve ever heard her.

–One of the most talked about moments will certainly be when Macklemore and Ryan Lewis sang their hit about tolerance, “Same Love.” Mid-song Queen Latifah came onstage to officiate the marriages of 34 couples in the audience. As the group of gay and straight couples of different ages and races exchanged rings, Madonna appeared.  Channelling the Lone Ranger in a white suit and 10 gallon hat, Madge sang “Open Your Heart” intertwined with “Same Love.” She looked creepy. She’s had too much work done and although her ridiculous outfit proved she can wear anything and still look good, it seems like a wasted opportunity. Don’t get me wrong. I will always love Madonna. But I wish she were aging more gracefully instead of fighting it with everything’s she’s got.

Trending on Twitter:  Pharrell Williams’ giant mountie-inspired hat got its own Twitter feed…. Keith Urban was bashed for his new short haircut and accused of stealing Jennifer Lawrence’s do….and everyone loved Pink. 

The biggest winners of the night were Daft Punk, the French robots who won five awards, but never said a word when accepting because those darn helmets got in the way.

For a complete list of winners click here.

No matter what your musical taste, a night at the Grammys is the coolest concert around. Share your highlights in the comments.

Idol finale recap

Whether you’re a fan or not, the American Idol finale is always entertaining and this year’s did not disappoint.

There was little suspense on the winner…. it’s been clear for weeks that Candice Glover deserved it.  A pretty, immensely talented girl who can belt,  she tried out three times before making it to the top 10.  From a tiny South Carolina town,  her family has struggled, but her adorable parents sat on the edge of their seats nearly every week, cheering like crazy. That combination plus her confident and soulful performances  made her a crowd favorite.

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Idol finalists Candice Glover (L) and Kree Harrison (R)/ FOX

I was pretty certain Candice would win over country crooner Kree Harrison, so the only uncertainty was who would grace the Idol stage for the 2-hour extravaganza.  Here are my highlights:

— The best performance of the night without question was the return of JLo. She sang her new single, “Live It Up,” with Pitbull and danced like she was still a Flygirl. When she hits the stage it’s like an adrenalin shot and I can’t take my eyes off her. The song is pretty good and I love the way she moves.

— Top 10 country girl Janelle did a fiery duet with The Band Perry that rocked and had high hair-flip count.

–Korean star Psy danced up a storm to his new hit and although it doesn’t sound much different from “Gangham Style” I liked it. He’s a dynamic performer and fun to watch.

Keith Urban  sang twice and I loved his new single “Little Bit of Everything,” but was disappointed not to have one Nicole sighting all season.

Candice and Idol legend Jennifer Hudson commanded the stage for a powerful duet. They were a great match and killed it.

–I was a huge fan of Angie Miller who made it to the top 3 so I was psyched to hear her sing an intense version of “I Am Titanium” with former Idol diva Adam Lambert. She also held her own with her idol, Jessie J  on “Domino.” I love her energy and predict we’ll be hearing her on the radio soon.

–There was a goodbye/retrospective piece for Randy Jackson— the only original judge left– who isn’t returning next year.  Besides his wacky jackets and lapel pins,  he didn’t add a whole lot to the show in the last few seasons, but I’ll still miss that old dawg.

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FOX

Lowlights included all the cheesy song and dance numbers with the top 10 Idols. It always reminds me of the old Brady Bunch variety show episodes, with the matchy costumes and phony smiles. This is their last shot at an audience of millions so they milk it, which is part funny, and part icky to watch.

There was a hokey duet with the boys and Frankie Valli– not sure how he’s relevant to an Idol audience but the producers always throw in a throwback. Aretha Franklin also sang a medley of her hits but via satellite, which was odd and didn’t really work as a duet with the girls.

And then there’s Mariah. I said before that she had a tough time putting a coherent sentence together from her sparkly perch at the judge’s table. She seems like a lovely person and was clearly moved by the contestants. But if judging wasn’t her thing, singing should be, no?

She stood still like a statue in a glittery mermaid dress, singing a medley of her songs but it looked to me like she was lip synching or singing on top of a pre-recorded track. It didn’t seem natural at all and her limited movements and stuck smile reminded me of Cinderella waving atop a Disneyland float. Would love to know what happened there.

Twitter blew up with people suggesting she wasn’t singing but The Hollywood Reporter tweeted that Mariah’s rep denied any lip synching. Let the scrutiny and fallout begin!

I’m feeling ambivalent about Idol as season 12 comes to a close. The talent was powerhouse but there was no synergy among the judges and ratings were low so it’s unclear who will be sitting at the table next year.

I’m eager to see how the show will change and wonder if this might be our last season as loyal fans. If so, it’s been a good long run of watching dreams come true.

New book, ‘VJ’: sex, drugs and rock n’ roll at MTV

My kids (ages 13, 9, and 7)  watch music videos on YouTube.  To them, MTV is a channel for reality shows like “Teen Mom” and “Jersey Shore,” which thankfully don’t interest them, yet.

But back in the day I remember watching the “Thriller” and “Billy Jean” videos over and over again after school. Before DVR’s you just had to wait for your favorite song to play again so we would watch for hours. I coveted Madonna videos and often tried to memorize her outfits so I could run to Fiorucci and Limited Express in the mall to copy her clothes.

That’s why I loved reading the new book . “VJ: The Unplugged Adventures of MTV’s First Wave,”  by original VJ’s Nina Blackwood, Mark Goodman, Alan Hunter, and Martha Quinn, with rock writer Gavin Edwards.

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The book is a series of interviews with the four original VJs, dishing about the start of MTV, and all the sex, drugs, and rock n roll you expected behind-the scenes. It’s easy to read and fellow pop culture addicts will love the inside scoop on everyone from Paul McCartney to Cyndi Lauper.

There are plenty of crazy stories. The first chapter has David Lee Roth offering a groupie to give Mark Goodman a “happy ending” when Goodman’s marriage was on the rocks.  You find out which VJ’s could do their job wired on coke, and which had crushes on celebrities and colleagues.

And did you know they were never actually watching the videos they introduced? All their VJ segments were recorded separately.

Other surprises include the fight over putting Michael Jackson on the air (management thought he was too urban) and the lamest launch party ever. Imagine the over-the-top launch party for a new network today (open bar, hundreds of guests, celebrities, flat screens galore.)  Now picture a small party of cast, crew and management huddled around a small television set in the basement of a restaurant in Fort Lee, New Jersey— the only place they could see the channel because MTV wasn’t on cable yet in New York!

The book begins in 1981 and captures an interesting time in TV, music, media and American culture. It may also make you nostalgic for shoulder pads.

Check out my review in the Huffington Post here.

My favorite 80’s outfit was a V-neck cotton Firenza sweater worn backwards (what were we thinking?!)…my favorite Sasson baggie jeans…rhinestone earrings and necklaces and dozens of black rubber bracelets…and black ankle boots with leather straps all over.

Can you remember yours? Tell me in the comments.

American Idol home stretch

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I would have liked to blog about my Idol top 3 predictions weeks ago (because I’m usually right)  but I haven’t been able to watch the show live all season. I’ve been too busy to devote 3 hours a week to the live broadcasts so the kids and I have spent a few weekends catching up on back episodes, which is not nearly as fun as watching live and voting.

The judges never used their “save” this season so it wasn’t a huge surprise when they said there would be no elimination this week. That leaves the top 4: Candice Glover, Angie Miller, Kree Harrison, and Amber Holcomb–  a strong group with no obvious weak link. It’s about time a girl won the title, which hasn’t happened since Jordin Sparks won in Season 6.  (Full list of past Idol winners here.)

Last 4 Idol contestants, (from left) Candice Glover, Angie Miller, Kree Harrison, Amber Holcomb/ FOX

Although I’m not wild about the judges this year, the talent has been amazing and the show production keeps getting more elaborate with each season. The sets, lighting, back up singers, hair, makeup, and styling make these kids look like stars early on.

They got rid of the celebrity mentors and stuck with Jimmy Iovine to work with the kids and give them advice. I like Jimmy. He’s a character and his brutal honesty is refreshing and helpful.

But the foundation of the show is the judges table. My thoughts thus far:

Nicki Manaj–  I’m not a fan.  She sits perched in her seat, stroking her long, faux blond tresses like Dr. Evil pawing Mr. Bigglesworth, as she gets ready to pounce.  She seems to constantly crave attention, with her style, wacky accents, and unnecessary roughness about performances that don’t suit her fancy. Some comments are sweet and supportive, others are venomous,  causing fights with fellow judges and an angry crowd.  I do give her credit for her honesty but I cringe when she speaks, which makes for compelling but uncomfortable TV.

Randy Jackson-– My overall feeling is that he’s mailing it in. I kind of get it after 12 seasons.  Towards the end of the season he’s been more excited about the performers– particularly Candice and Amber–  but since Nicki is so biting, it allows Randy to sit back and play Mr. Nice Guy. His advice is usually solid if he takes the time, but his comments don’t stand out, especially since we’ve heard them all before. He’s been wearing less crazy jackets and lapel pins this year, which is also a disappointment.

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Keith Urban –  I like Keith.  He offers the most constructive advice and knows and loves music, which comes through in his comments. He is completely engaged in the process and wants the contestants to do well, which is what you want in a judge.  He often plays the role of peacemaker and has a classy way of saying “that performance was stinky but you’ll get it next time.” He also rocks a t-shirt better than most.

Mariah Carey – Oh dear. I want to like her. She’s amiable and earnest and often looks pretty, especially if you like cleavage. Her passion for music shines through. But the poor gal can’t put a sentence together to save her life.  She often goes on and on and says nothing. When she talks to contestants her eyes are looking somewhere else and she uses distracting hand gestures. So clearly uncomfortable, it’s painful to watch her falter, knowing her intentions are pure. This just isn’t the gig for her. It’s surprising to see her in this light because we’ve only known her as a confident performer with a powerhouse voice. She has every reason to be owning the moment, but she can’t do it.

Ryan Seacrest  keeps the show together. So smooth, but so accessible. He can handle any situation, any temperamental judge, any uncomfortable moment with charm and grace.

I was expecting a Candice-Angie showdown but after Amber and Candice took the bottom 2 spots this week, I’m rethinking. I always forget that it’s middle America voting and a lot of teenaged girls so I’m going to say it will be Kree and Angie in the finale and Angie will win in a landslide.

Who’s your favorite to win? Tell me in the comments.

Making tracks: a runner’s playlist

Last week while on vacation in Florida I went running by myself.  At home I have a running partner, my friend Holland, whose drive to exercise always gets me over my desire to sleep late on weekends or avoid my sneakers altogether. Neither of us are goal-oriented runners, we just like to get in our 4-5 miles at whatever pace makes it easy for us to gab.

While I didn’t have trusty Holland on spring break, I was motivated by being in a bathing suit most of the week. But I’m no Forrest Gump, so if I don’t have a partner, I need tunes.

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When I dusted off my iPod and gave an old playlist a whirl, I realized how much I missed running to music and how empowering and meditative it can be.

We were visiting my mother who lives in one of those pristine gated communities with long stretches of golf courses and palm trees. It’s beautiful, but not compelling or distracting scenery so I was able to really focus on the lyrics and all the thoughts buzzing around my head.

I’m always amazed at how hearing a song can instantly transport me to a different time and place and evoke familiar emotions each time I hear it. Then there are songs that have less meaning, but get my ass up a hill or my legs to the next corner, even though I’m hot and tired.

I thought I’d share some of my favorite, motivational songs from my running playlist.  They’re mostly pop songs but there’s some rap, country, R&B, and  even a show tune to spice things up. All of these will help you put one foot in front of the other, even when you think you can’t.

–“Go Ahead”/Alicia Keys

–“Aint No Other Man“/Christina Aguilera

–“Lose Yourself”/Eminem

“Elevation”/U2

“Are You Gonna Be My Girl”/Jet

“Harder to Breathe”/Maroon 5

“Last Name”/Carrie Underwood

“Stupid Girls”/Pink

“One” /Mary J Blige

“Stronger”– Kanye West

“Dance 10, Looks 3”/”A Chorus Line” original cast recording

“Red Neck Woman”/Gretchen Wilson

“Motivation”/Sheryl Crow

“Freedom”/George Michael

“Yeah”– Usher

“Sexyback”/Justin Timberlake

I’d love to hear what songs motivate you to exercise.  Drop your ditties in the comments. I can always use another excuse to keep me moving.

I love me some Timberlake

My boy JT hosted Saturday Night Live this week and he killed it.  My favorite host since he first appeared, he never disappoints, playing scores of characters as diverse as Robin Gibb, a cup of soup, and a Beyonce backup dancer.

He’s uber-talented: he sings, he dances, and he creates crazy characters and fully commits, which is what works on SNL.  But it’s the way he exudes joy and ease when he performs that makes him so much fun to watch.

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The first half of the show was much stronger than the back half but there were some very funny skits….

–The show started with Justin sitting at a piano– donning turquoise sequins and a terrible wig– as Elton John doing a gig at Hugo Chavez’s funeral.  He sang a funny spoof of “Candle in the Wind,” with words that highlighted some of Chavez’s more ridiculous behavior.  You can watch in on YouTube here.

–As a 5th-time host, Justin’s monologue included his entry into the five-timers club, with cameos by legendary hosts like Paul Simon, Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin, Tom Hanks, Chevy Chase, and Candice Bergen. All at their most sarcastic and condescending, they showed newbie Justin around the club complete with Dan Akroyd tending the mini bar and Martin Short serving appetizers. Classic.

—  I liked a “Dating Game” spoof that pitted Justin and Andy Samberg’s “dick-in-a-box” 80’s studs against Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd’s “wild and crazy guys” to compete for the same woman. I don’t know how they do those idiot sharp guys with a straight face but it’s the earnestness that cracks me up.

Dancing tofu on "SNL"/NBC

Dancing tofu on “SNL”/NBC

–Fav skit had to be “Veganville.” A Justin classic, he dresses in a ridiculously large costume– this time a giant piece of tofu–  to sell some product on the street.  There are few who could make that sight gag work and he makes it soar. With only a week to rehearse how does he remember all the words to 5 or 6 original raps and maintain perfect timing and dance moves? And who else could pull off adorable tofu? It’s one of the most endearing performances on TV people. Don’t miss it here.

My boy wonder played host and musical guest. I’ve heard the new single”Suit and Tie” and saw him perform it on the Grammies. I wasn’t loving it at first but after hearing it a few times and seeing him in his tux swaying all over the stage, I’m sold. He brought out JZ to rap and looked like he was having the time of his life.

That’s what I love about him, he always looks like he’s the most fun at the party and performing isn’t work. It just comes naturally.

Critics say his turn acting in movies has not been impressive. I say he’s just been acting in the wrong movies. He’s better at comedy than drama. When he finds the right vehicle, everyone else will get it.

Maybe then I won’t look like such a diehard Timberfan.  But I’m fine with it. There are much naughtier ways to spend a Saturday night.

Taylor Swift needs a thicker skin

There’s a war of words going on and the battleground is the catfight-lovin media. It involves three ladies whom I love and admire and I’m not happy they’re fighting.

It all started when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made a light-hearted joke about Taylor Swift while hosting the Golden Globes.  The two funny ladies– the best hosts at an award show in recent memory– told Taylor to “stay away from Michael J Fox’s son,” in a jab referring to Swift’s celebrity dating streak and recent penchant for younger men. (You can watch the diss at the Globes here.)

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I like Taylor Swift’s music and think she’s a talented songwriter who seems to have a good head on her shoulders…. plus she hasn’t been caught yet exiting a limo sans underpants.

But she has to admit that her string of romances with the likes of music bad boy John Mayer, earnest actors Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Lautner, teen heart-throbs Joe Jonas and Harry Styles and prep school teen Conor Kennedy kind of gives you a reputation.

She’s a nice girl, who likes hard-to-keep famous men, and then writes about them in wildly popular songs.  Does she really expect not to get ridiculed a bit? And isn’t it hypocritical to diss her ex-es so publicly in her songs and then complain that she’s getting picked on?

Swift told Vanity Fair she didn’t appreciate the joke. She used the quote ‘There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.” (You can read the Vanity Fair interview with Swift here.)

I’m all for sisters helping sisters.  But Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are not mean girls out to tear down Taylor Swift. They’re hilarious comediennes making fun of a pattern that’s obvious to everyone.  They said a lot worse things about other celebrities that night but never dipped into mean territory.

Do these look like mean girls to you?

Do these look like mean girls to you?

You want catty? Watch Andy Cohen’s “Watch What Happen Live” on Bravo, or Chelsea Handler’s opening monologue, or read Perez Hilton’s tweets any night of the week.

If Taylor wants women to support each other, how about contacting the gals for a chat instead of condemning them to hell in a cover story for Vanity Fair? 

Now poor Poehler and Fey have been forced to respond to Taylor’s response. (The full Fey/Poehler response to Swift’s response in Vanity Fair here.)

Really?

Tsk, tsk  Taylor.

It’s not too late to reach out to the ladies… or you three-ee are never, ever, ever getting back together.

Beyonce’s HBO doc: Sasha Fierce shows her softer side

Beyonce is the thinking woman’s celebrity. She appeals on all levels: she’s gorgeous, talented, and not in your face.

Despite their enormous fame, she and well-known husband, rap mogul Jay Z, have fiercely protected their privacy. They’ve refused to speak about their relationship publicly and -– in the age of overexposure– managed to keep their wedding and two pregnancies under the radar.

I like her music, especially its message of women empowerment. I’ve been known to vigorously shout her “who-needs-men” lyrics at top volume in the sanctity of my minivan. Plus she kicked ass at the Super Bowl, and quite possibly blew out the stadium lights with her electricity.

So I was curious about her 90-minute documentary, “Life is But a Dream,” that debuted on HBO this weekend.

Bey Bey did not disappoint.

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The film—which follows her over a period of about three years—covers her making an album and performing in several huge venues all over the world. There’s some manufactured backstage drama involving support staff but it’s inconsequential. As soon as Beyonce leaves the screen, you want her back.

She’s amazing eye candy on stage. Inventive costumes, an endless parade of fabulous hairstyles, and impressive dance moves. And so much energy. She must have broken a record for most shimmy and shakes per second.

But it’s the personal stories behind the scenes that will grab you.

She keeps a video diary on her computer and often appears sans makeup, showing raw emotion about her work and life experiences. Part of the reason she wanted to do the film after avoiding discussing her personal life for so long is to let fans know she’s not just a paparazzi photo, and has the same fears, hurt, and insecurities as most people.

The film made news when Beyonce revealed she had a miscarriage before eventually having her daughter Blue Ivy in 2012. She describes hearing her baby’s heartbeat the first time she was pregnant as the most beautiful music she ever heard. When the heartbeat disappeared, she recorded what she calls the saddest song she’d ever written as a form of therapy to get through her pain.

The way she talks about the joy and fragility of her second pregnancy exposes a vulnerability that’s relatable and grounding. She convincingly debunks rumors she used a surrogate, saying she couldn’t wait to experience the excitement of giving birth. She speaks honestly throughout the doc and I found her deeply spiritual, without being preachy or self-absorbed.

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Watching her recording songs feels like eavesdropping on an intimate moment. Her video confessionals and the few interactions with Jay Z fascinated me. She obviously adores him. There’s one brief home video of a speech she made to him on his birthday in 2006 that’s cozy and sweet.

While she’s totally out there, Jay Z makes a few very brief appearances and maybe speaks 5 words total. I wanted to see more, but also respect that she’s still preserving boundaries.

It may sound ridiculous to make a documentary about your life and still attempt to set limits,  but Beyonce manages to do it. She shows video of her pregnant body, but only in almost animated silhouette. She finally invites the world for a look at her daughter, but only for a few moments at the end of the film. She finds a balance between sharing and keeping some things for herself.

What resonated most with me is when she talked about staying humble while honoring her fans, and staying current while being true to her soul and artistic evolution.

The film is a beacon of light in the slimy world of celebrity culture. Beyonce is a celebrity you can safely admire and a woman with an inspiring story to tell.

The best live concert on TV: Grammys 2013 wrap

OK kids,  this is going to be a quickie. I enjoyed the Grammys this year and there were some memorable performances….

Taylor Swift opened the show with an elaborate production of “We are never ever ever getting back together.” The skinny on Twitter is that she sang one of the lines in a British accent as a dig at ex Harry Styles.  (Oh No, she di-int!) Proving once again, the Grammys are a bit like the Hollywood prom.

–The King and Queen of the prom? Beyonce and JZ of course. They sat in the front row, him with a big glass of booze and her looking ga ga gorgeous in an elegant black and white jumper.

–JZ did get out of his seat to perform with Justin Timberlake, making his triumphant return to music. Not sure I love the new song but couldn’t love JT more. So cute, so talented, such swagger and style. He did a whole black and white bit that sort of worked but watching him move was the thing. The room went crazy for it.

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–There was a memo leaked from CBS last week warning performers and presenters not to show too much skin. The usual suspects must have missed the memo. Katie Perry had an eye-opening green dress that accentuated her girls. And speaking of green, look for Florence of Florence and the Machine’s Givenchy metallic green thing. JLo looked amazing in a long black dress with a slit up the right side that looked like she was wearing only a leotard. Take that Angelina Jolie!

–My girl from “GirlsLena Dunham was there with her boyfriend, the guitarist for fun.. who thanked her in his award speech. #Cute

–I love The Lumineers. There’s something so simple and sweet about that “Hey Ho” song that speaks to me.

–Performances worth finding online:

Taylor Swift’s opening number…. Justin Timberlake…. Kelly Clarkson singing “Natural Woman” in honor of Carole King…Rihanna singing “Could You Be Loved ” dedicated to Bob Marley and looking hot….. Sting and Bruno Mars sing Mars’ hit “Locked Out of Heaven” into The Police’s “Walking on the Moon. ”   (Side note: what is Sting eating/doing? He looks fantastic.)…Carrie Underwood  belted out two perfect numbers as a light show appeared on her ball gown….A Tribute to The Band’s Levon Helm had  a jammin version of “The Weight” featuring the Zac Brown Band, Elton John, and many others.

Other than JLo and Florence’s showstoppers, I didn’t see any dresses that wowed– although Carrie Underwood looked beautiful in a sparkly gown when she won. You can see all the fashion pix here.  Misses: Miranda Lambert: beautiful girlbeautiful voice, bad dress…. Someone named Kimbra who sang with Gotye wore some see-through, studded, mermaid mish-mash disaster…. Love Adele but her dress looked like a carpet-bag or Grandma’s drapes. Sorry love.

That’s my brief rookie wrap. Unlike some past years, I actually knew most of the performers and nominees. Not sure if that’s because my kids make me constantly listen to HITS-1 or if maybe music isn’t skewing so young this year. I like it when music shows don’t make me feel ancient.