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Let’s talk TV

I’ve been jonesing to write a pop culture blog lately. Partly because I’m obsessed with Jessie Pinkman.

At the end of August, Wilson and I got tired of hearing everyone and their brother saying that “Breaking Bad,” was the best show on TV. Like ever.

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I really hate it when I miss out on a TV phenomenon. I’ve tried to keep up with all the big ones. But once HBO and Showtime got involved– not to mention Netflix– there were so many shows I wanted to see and so little time, that I had to accept that I might miss some of the greats.

But Wilson’s brother gave us the DVDs for all 5 seasons of Breaking Bad so we feel compelled to watch them whenever we have a moment. I’ve spent countless nights when my eyelids are so heavy, I feel like I’m drugged and my bed is calling….but the draw of Walter White is far too strong!

The show is like nothing we’ve ever seen. The characters are authentic and familiar but the plot is so involved and unpredictable you can’t imagine what will happen next– almost unheard of at this point in TV history.

It’s not so much fun to watch. It’s dark and ugly, and often makes me grit my teeth and clutch my belly with the stress of not knowing how Walter and Jessie will get out of the mess they’re in. But you need to keep burrowing down the rabbit hole of Bad-ness, if only to see how it ends.

Everyone talks about Bryan Cranston’s stellar performance as chemistry teacher-turned-badass Walter White, but I prefer his loyal sidekick, Jessie Pinkman, played by the uber-talented and foxy Aaron Paul.

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I won’t even try to explain it to those who’ve never watched. Before becoming a Bad-head, I didn’t understand what it was about despite the hard sell from fellow TV lovers as addicted to the show as Walter White’s meth-heads are to his blue ice.

You just have to watch it.

But make sure you have some time because there’s no turning back. We are towards the end of Season 3, with many hours of tension ahead. But I hear the last season is explosive and the finale is one of the most memorable. Like ever.

So since Breaking Bad has lived up to the hype, I may have to go back and pick up some others I’ve lost along the way.

Shows I never watched and still regret: The Wire (I know, I know, the BEST show in the history of the talking box!) Weeds, Veep, The Good Wife, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, Glee, Game of Thrones,  American Horror Story.

And while we’re talking TV,  I’ve found snippets of time here and there (usually while distracting myself from the odious task of unloading the dishwasher) to sample some new fall shows.

There’s a lot of crap littering primetime lineups. Don’t waste your time on Dads, Mom, Super Fun Night, or The Millers. Just terrible.

Family Ties is one of my all-time favorite shows so I was eager to see Michael J. Fox’s new comedy on NBC. But the first episode was so bad I couldn’t stomach another. Sorry MJF! Sean Saves the World starring Sean Hayes– whom I love–  was kind of meh, but maybe worth another look.

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The good news is I’ve found a show that makes me LOL that I can actually watch with my kids. ABC’s The Goldbergs is an homage to my childhood era– kind of like The Wonder Years was for us back in the 80’s.

The cast is led by the hilarious Wendi McLendon-Covey (Bridesmaids) as a smothering, know-it-all mother and Jeff Garlin (Curb Your Enthusiasm) as the perpetually annoyed, tough love dad. There’s so much 80’s nostalgia I’m yearning for shoulder pads and a Rubik’s cube after watching. The characters are enormously relatable– probably because they’re based on creator Adam Goldberg’s actual relatives, and several episodes even include videotape from his childhood that made me instantly connect with the show.

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I also love Fox’s Brooklyn 99— a comedy starring SNL‘s Andy Samberg as an extremely immature but remarkably successful police detective. The terrific writing and Samberg’s completely lovable character drew me in and the supporting characters got me hooked. It moves quickly so you want to pay attention or you’ll miss a funny throwaway line. Not as kid-friendly — too many sex jokes– but worth checking out.

I’m also curious about The Blacklist, starring James Spader. Seen it?

Please tell me about any other new shows you like in the comments. Once my affair with Jessie Pinkman is over, I’ll try hard to make room in my schedule for a new TV crush.

Emmys Review 2013: Year of the upsets

If you know me at all, you know Emmy night makes me happy. I was excited all day, reading Twitter posts from the stars on how they get ready for TV’s big show.

Neil Patrick Harris hosting assured it would be fun to watch, no matter who went home clutching a statue. Wilson and I are huge “How I Met Your Mother” fans, and beyond his TV comedy chops, that guy can sing and dance and generally own a room.

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NPH didn’t disappoint. The opening was a very funny bit where all the previous hosts–including Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Jane Lynch and Conan O’Brien– offered advice and tried to pretend they weren’t crushed to be snubbed this year.

Half-way through the show Harris starred in an old school 70’s variety show song and dance number he appropriately called “the number in the middle of the show,” complete with bright lights, cheesy disco music and “Solid Gold” dancers.  Sounds awful, but somehow I couldn’t turn away! Later on, there was an amazing number created by the nominated choreographers from all the dance shows, doing interpretive dances for each nominated comedy and drama series.  It was quite a spectacle but I liked it.

The theme of the show was unexpected wins.

–Jeff Daniels of “The Newsroom” beat out “Mad Men’s” Jon Hamm andBreaking Bad’s” Bryan Cranston for lead actor in a drama series.

–Many will say Kerry Washington was robbed when Claire Danes won for best actress in a drama., but no one does plays crazy like Danes in “Homeland. 

–“The Colbert Report” finally beat out Jon Stewart for comedy writing and best variety series, but was classy enough to thank Stewart in both speeches.

–Virtual unknown Merritt Wever shocked everyone– especially herself– winning best supporting actress in a comedy for Showtime’s “Nurse Jackie,” and beating the likes of Sofia Vergara, Julie Bowen, and Jane Lynch.

There were several tributes to TV greats who died this year but it was Edie Falco’s speech about James Gandolfini that moved me most.  Here are some other highlights:

Memorable for all the wrong reasons: 

–Still not sure why Elton John sang a song written for Liberace or why Carrie Underwood sang “Yesterday” in a tribute bit to the 6o’s. Random, odd, and wasted precious time. Hey Emmy producers: people would rather hear more acceptance speeches than misplaced songs.

What got me grinning:  

Merritt Wever’s speech.  I’ve been pulling for her since the pilot. She is über talented but apparently so shy she couldn’t even speak, merely saying thank you and ” I gotta go.”  That humble awkwardness makes me love her even more.

Sarah Silverman pulled a Sharon Stone, telling Ryan Seacrest her tight black dress was ordered on-line for $60. I don’t know if it’s true, but she looked good!

–There was a lot of bawdy banter on the show that kept the audience on its toes and made me giggle several times.

–Will Ferrell was hilarious announcing the best comedy and drama categories. He claimed he was asked to present 30 minutes before showtime so showed up dressed in shorts and a t-shirt with 3 kids that may have been his own.

What had Twitter buzzing:

–Michael Douglas won for best actor for playing Liberace and got the web chatting by thanking estranged wife Catherine Zeta-Jones.

–Many wondering how long it will take for Jon Hamm’s bear-like beard to have its own Twitter feed.

Click here for photos but my red carpet standouts were:

Julia Louis-Dreyfus gets my best dressed award for her beaded metallic strapless Monique Lhuillier gown which fit her like a glove, with the perfect balance of sparkle and class… and modern, easy hair.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Emmys 2013

No surprise that Sofia Vergara was my runner up in a tight red Vera Wang mermaid dress, and flowing blond locks. The dress was tailored but rough in a stunning shape and color, with just the right amount of detail and texture. Me gusta.

Heidi Klum dazzled in a maroon beaded gown with a super modern neckline and high ponytail. Sleek, sexy, edgy. I likey.

–There’s no question the loveliest locks go to Connie Britton. Her strapless green velvet sheath with gold stitching might have been teetering on Scarlet O’Hara curtain territory, but it was overshadowed by that long, thick, cascading mane.

–I coveted Allison Williams’  gorgeous flowing hair but she looked a bit too skinny in glamorous peacock-blue Ralph Lauren dress. Don’t go too Hollywood Allison!

Cobie Smulders looked particularly beautiful with simple yet elegant make up and hair, and a classy pink sheath dress.

Julie Bowen often makes good choices and I think she pulled off her pretty Zac Posen pink dress.  Its cap sleeves, gathered fabric, and a flowy bottom had a unique shape.

–I loved Juliana Margulies’ white sheath with black embroidered flowers. It was simple, yet dramatic and went well with her seemingly flawless alabaster skin and shiny black hair.

–My high school crush, Michael J Fox, still looks like a teenager– how is that possible? The new star of his own comedy this fall looked handsome and stylish in a straight tie tux.

Who may want to fire their stylist (or get one): 

–I adore the brilliant Lena Dunham but her green dress with red flowers was an unflattering shape, and almost purposefully not pretty. Her severe haircut didn’t help.. but on the bright side her eye makeup was cool.

Zosia Mamet was another girl from “Girls” who missed the mark in a watercolor-inspired dress with a black leather pattern in the bra area.

Julianne Hough wore a sea-foam green dress that was twisted on top and sheer on bottom and all wrong. Bad color, shape and details. But pretty hair!

–Note to Claire Danes: good for you for not caving to Hollywood and getting a boob job, but no need to flaunt it in a dress that just hangs there. You always have great taste but this was not your best moment. But tip your hair stylist as your Princess Grace-do was working.

Kate Mara wore a white patterned dress with too much going on– sheer patterned panels,  severe slit cut, mock turtleneck and sleeves. It did not work for me.

Will Arnett looked like a 50’s band leader in a super tight grey tux with black stripe.  I think it was the same as Ryan Seacrest’s but Ryan wins that “who wore it best” contest. 

Did you watch? Agree or think I’m as crazy as Walter White? Hit me with your thoughts in the comments!

Emmy nominations: Did they get it right?

Emmy nominations were announced this morning so you’ve probably been waiting all day to hear my take on who’s been named among the best in TV.  Many of my favorites were recognized, but– as always– there were some snubs that had TV critics and fans clucking on social media all day.

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A complete list of the nominations can be found here so you can follow along as the drama unfolds.

There were some interesting headlines:

–Netflix received 14 nominations, including best drama for House of Cards, Kevin Spacey for best lead actor, and Robin Wright for best lead actress for the show.  Jason Bateman also got a nod for his turn in the new season of Arrested Development.  Pretty impressive for a non network that just started putting out content.

–HBO did well with 108 nominations for its shows and original movies. The acclaimed Behind the Candelabra, starring Michael Douglas as Liberace and Matt Damon as his young lover, received many nods including best mini series or movie, which puts it up against the widely watched mini-series The Bible on the History Channel. Certainly very different audiences.

Saturday Night Live got 15 nominations– including the amazing Kristin Wiig for all her crazy characters– which broke the record for most nominations ever (171!) over the course of its 38-year run. (Fun fact: next highest nominated shows of all time are ER and Cheers. Remember when  NBC ruled the world?)

— Just as last year, the major networks got nada in the best drama category, losing out to cable channels and Netflix, proving how much the model of successful TV has changed.

As for individual players, there were few pleasant surprises but you can’t make everyone happy.

Fans of The Good Wife were disappointed that Julianna Margulies got left off the best actress list, but if you watch Scandal, you’ll probably be cheering for it-girl Kerry Washington.

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Merritt Wever as Zoey on “Nurse Jackie”/Showtime

Once again, I’m pulling for Merritt Wever for best supporting actress in Nurse Jackie. No one makes me laugh or rewind more. She owns that character and makes that show. She’s a dark horse because few watch it and she’s up against the gorgeous and talented Modern Family ladies and Gleek favorite Jane Lynch, but I’m dreaming big for Merritt.

Although many gave up on The Office in its last season, the series finale was one of the best I’ve ever seen. Clever, funny and just the right amount of sap to finish off one of the best comedies of all time. I was glad to see the excellent writing got recognized with an Emmy nod for the finale.

Girls got a bunch of nods but I was delighted that Adam Driver snagged a nominaton for playing Hannah’s boyfriend, with just the right amount of crazy to be scary and believable.

Snubs that make me want to smash my plasma screen with a remote:

Monica Potter not recognized for her amazing season as the cancer-stricken mom who can do it all on Parenthood? Those hospital scenes had Emmy written all over them. She’s one of the reasons that show is appointment crying! Really Academy?! Despicable.

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And let’s not even talk about forgetting Max Greenfield, Jake Johnson and Zooey Deschanel for New Girl. It’s every bit as funny– and arguably more hip– than Modern Family, yet no love in the best comedy category either. It aint right!!

Instead, up for best comedy are these shows:

The Big Bang Theory /CBS

Girls /HBO

Louie/FX Networks

Modern Family /ABC

30 Rock/NBC

Veep/HBO

I’m curious about Veep and Louie. Tried them each once and wasn’t bowled over but maybe worth another look. I vote for Girls because Modern Family has won several times already and nobody likes an Emmy hog.

I’m at a disadvantage in the Best Drama category because I don’t watch all the shows:

Breaking Bad/AMC

Downton Abbey/PBS

Game of Thrones/HBO

Homeland/Showtime

House of Cards/Netflix

Mad Men/AMC

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Wilson and I have been plowing through seasons 1 and 2 of Downton Abbey and as soon as we’re done, we’re moving on to Breaking Bad. But as much as I adore a Granny Violet zinger on Downton, and the creative terror plot intrigue of Homeland, there just can’t be any show as consistently good as Mad Men.  The writing is as tight as Joan’s dresses, the characters as rich as Roger Sterling. Everything from the music and opening credits to the art direction and costumes is perfection. I’m not saying I always understand it, but I’m riveted, transported in time, and sorry when it’s over. Every single episode.

Who’s a shoe-in? Maggie Smith as the Dowager Countess of Grantham on Downton Abbey.

Everyone else will just have to wait until September 22nd, when the Emmy winners will be announced on CBS.

Tell me who you were surprised to see nominated or snubbed in the comments….

HBO takes on Liberace in “Behind the Candelabra”

After Wilson and I cleaned the dinner dishes and put the kids to bed last night, we made a bee line for the couch. Many of our shows are done so we’re trying to get through our DVR recordings.  Wilson was ready to start the last season of “Justified“– which we missed– but I had other plans.

You can imagine how psyched he was to settle down to HBO’s “Behind the Candelabra,” about the flamboyant entertainer Liberace’s 1970’s affair with a man nearly 40 years his junior.

Claudette Barius/HBO

Claudette Barius/HBO

But after we finished the two-hour flick, starring Michael Douglas as Liberace and Matt Damon as his lover, we agreed it was well done and enjoyable. Direction by the Oscar-winning Steven Soderbergh gives it Hollywood street cred and airing on HBO allows for the creative freedom and heavy content necessary to tell the story in a realistic way.

The film is based on a book by Scott Thorson, who was 17 and living in a foster home when Liberace asked him to move into his palatial Las Vegas estate in the late 70’s.

The acting is terrific, and the sets and costumes are fun eye candy. For those of you who may not remember Liberace, he was a talented pianist and campy singer who took his kitschy act around the world and made millions. He basically invented Las Vegas cheese as we know it today. His trademark look included heavy gold jewelry, enormous fur coats and jewel-encrusted pianos, each adorned with ornate candelabrum.

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HBO

Always a fan of excess, his Las Vegas mansion had 17 pianos, a casino, a quarry’s worth of marble and a pool. On his bedroom ceiling was a reproduction of the Sistine Chapel with his own face painted among the cherubs. With his bad toupees and pulled face, he looked like a combination of fat Elvis and Sigfried and Roy, only instead of lions, he’s surrounded by toy poodles whom he talks to in a baby voice.

Douglas does a fine job of creating the character but not a caricature.  He plays the effeminate Liberace as a deeply sensitive, mentally warped man but despite his loony behavior, you sympathize with him. Damon loses himself in Thorson, a shy, awkward boy, completely enamored of the decadent showbiz life, who eventually morphs into a drug-addicted, paranoid flunkee.

Although these are two actors known for commanding, macho roles, their relationship is believable and compelling.

Over the course of their 6-year relationship, Liberace showered the hunky Thorson with gifts and attention.  It’s a captivating story because of the twisted relationship between the men. Liberace wanted to be the boy’s lover and father figure, which plays out in several bizarre acts.  The most disturbing may be when Liberace has a drugged up, face-lifted plastic surgeon– played hilariously by Rob Lowe– do work on Thorson’s handsome face, to make him look like Liberace when he was young.

It’s painful to see adorable Matt Damon prissied up like this.

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HBO

In the end, both were extremely needy, vulnerable people who seemed to really love each other.  Liberace’s ultimate betrayal plays out like any modern celebrity romance. The difference is, it wasn’t splashed all over TMZ.  It’s fascinating to realize how easy it was for a big celebrity– especially one as ostentatious as Liberace–  to hide his personal life for so long.

I recommend you see “Behind the Candelabra, ” and let me know what you think in the comments.  I’m not the only fan:  a total of 3.5 million viewers tuned in when it premiered Sunday night, HBO’s highest numbers for a made-for-tv movie in almost 10 years.

Idol finale recap

Whether you’re a fan or not, the American Idol finale is always entertaining and this year’s did not disappoint.

There was little suspense on the winner…. it’s been clear for weeks that Candice Glover deserved it.  A pretty, immensely talented girl who can belt,  she tried out three times before making it to the top 10.  From a tiny South Carolina town,  her family has struggled, but her adorable parents sat on the edge of their seats nearly every week, cheering like crazy. That combination plus her confident and soulful performances  made her a crowd favorite.

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Idol finalists Candice Glover (L) and Kree Harrison (R)/ FOX

I was pretty certain Candice would win over country crooner Kree Harrison, so the only uncertainty was who would grace the Idol stage for the 2-hour extravaganza.  Here are my highlights:

— The best performance of the night without question was the return of JLo. She sang her new single, “Live It Up,” with Pitbull and danced like she was still a Flygirl. When she hits the stage it’s like an adrenalin shot and I can’t take my eyes off her. The song is pretty good and I love the way she moves.

— Top 10 country girl Janelle did a fiery duet with The Band Perry that rocked and had high hair-flip count.

–Korean star Psy danced up a storm to his new hit and although it doesn’t sound much different from “Gangham Style” I liked it. He’s a dynamic performer and fun to watch.

Keith Urban  sang twice and I loved his new single “Little Bit of Everything,” but was disappointed not to have one Nicole sighting all season.

Candice and Idol legend Jennifer Hudson commanded the stage for a powerful duet. They were a great match and killed it.

–I was a huge fan of Angie Miller who made it to the top 3 so I was psyched to hear her sing an intense version of “I Am Titanium” with former Idol diva Adam Lambert. She also held her own with her idol, Jessie J  on “Domino.” I love her energy and predict we’ll be hearing her on the radio soon.

–There was a goodbye/retrospective piece for Randy Jackson— the only original judge left– who isn’t returning next year.  Besides his wacky jackets and lapel pins,  he didn’t add a whole lot to the show in the last few seasons, but I’ll still miss that old dawg.

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FOX

Lowlights included all the cheesy song and dance numbers with the top 10 Idols. It always reminds me of the old Brady Bunch variety show episodes, with the matchy costumes and phony smiles. This is their last shot at an audience of millions so they milk it, which is part funny, and part icky to watch.

There was a hokey duet with the boys and Frankie Valli– not sure how he’s relevant to an Idol audience but the producers always throw in a throwback. Aretha Franklin also sang a medley of her hits but via satellite, which was odd and didn’t really work as a duet with the girls.

And then there’s Mariah. I said before that she had a tough time putting a coherent sentence together from her sparkly perch at the judge’s table. She seems like a lovely person and was clearly moved by the contestants. But if judging wasn’t her thing, singing should be, no?

She stood still like a statue in a glittery mermaid dress, singing a medley of her songs but it looked to me like she was lip synching or singing on top of a pre-recorded track. It didn’t seem natural at all and her limited movements and stuck smile reminded me of Cinderella waving atop a Disneyland float. Would love to know what happened there.

Twitter blew up with people suggesting she wasn’t singing but The Hollywood Reporter tweeted that Mariah’s rep denied any lip synching. Let the scrutiny and fallout begin!

I’m feeling ambivalent about Idol as season 12 comes to a close. The talent was powerhouse but there was no synergy among the judges and ratings were low so it’s unclear who will be sitting at the table next year.

I’m eager to see how the show will change and wonder if this might be our last season as loyal fans. If so, it’s been a good long run of watching dreams come true.

American Idol home stretch

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I would have liked to blog about my Idol top 3 predictions weeks ago (because I’m usually right)  but I haven’t been able to watch the show live all season. I’ve been too busy to devote 3 hours a week to the live broadcasts so the kids and I have spent a few weekends catching up on back episodes, which is not nearly as fun as watching live and voting.

The judges never used their “save” this season so it wasn’t a huge surprise when they said there would be no elimination this week. That leaves the top 4: Candice Glover, Angie Miller, Kree Harrison, and Amber Holcomb–  a strong group with no obvious weak link. It’s about time a girl won the title, which hasn’t happened since Jordin Sparks won in Season 6.  (Full list of past Idol winners here.)

Last 4 Idol contestants, (from left) Candice Glover, Angie Miller, Kree Harrison, Amber Holcomb/ FOX

Although I’m not wild about the judges this year, the talent has been amazing and the show production keeps getting more elaborate with each season. The sets, lighting, back up singers, hair, makeup, and styling make these kids look like stars early on.

They got rid of the celebrity mentors and stuck with Jimmy Iovine to work with the kids and give them advice. I like Jimmy. He’s a character and his brutal honesty is refreshing and helpful.

But the foundation of the show is the judges table. My thoughts thus far:

Nicki Manaj–  I’m not a fan.  She sits perched in her seat, stroking her long, faux blond tresses like Dr. Evil pawing Mr. Bigglesworth, as she gets ready to pounce.  She seems to constantly crave attention, with her style, wacky accents, and unnecessary roughness about performances that don’t suit her fancy. Some comments are sweet and supportive, others are venomous,  causing fights with fellow judges and an angry crowd.  I do give her credit for her honesty but I cringe when she speaks, which makes for compelling but uncomfortable TV.

Randy Jackson-– My overall feeling is that he’s mailing it in. I kind of get it after 12 seasons.  Towards the end of the season he’s been more excited about the performers– particularly Candice and Amber–  but since Nicki is so biting, it allows Randy to sit back and play Mr. Nice Guy. His advice is usually solid if he takes the time, but his comments don’t stand out, especially since we’ve heard them all before. He’s been wearing less crazy jackets and lapel pins this year, which is also a disappointment.

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Keith Urban –  I like Keith.  He offers the most constructive advice and knows and loves music, which comes through in his comments. He is completely engaged in the process and wants the contestants to do well, which is what you want in a judge.  He often plays the role of peacemaker and has a classy way of saying “that performance was stinky but you’ll get it next time.” He also rocks a t-shirt better than most.

Mariah Carey – Oh dear. I want to like her. She’s amiable and earnest and often looks pretty, especially if you like cleavage. Her passion for music shines through. But the poor gal can’t put a sentence together to save her life.  She often goes on and on and says nothing. When she talks to contestants her eyes are looking somewhere else and she uses distracting hand gestures. So clearly uncomfortable, it’s painful to watch her falter, knowing her intentions are pure. This just isn’t the gig for her. It’s surprising to see her in this light because we’ve only known her as a confident performer with a powerhouse voice. She has every reason to be owning the moment, but she can’t do it.

Ryan Seacrest  keeps the show together. So smooth, but so accessible. He can handle any situation, any temperamental judge, any uncomfortable moment with charm and grace.

I was expecting a Candice-Angie showdown but after Amber and Candice took the bottom 2 spots this week, I’m rethinking. I always forget that it’s middle America voting and a lot of teenaged girls so I’m going to say it will be Kree and Angie in the finale and Angie will win in a landslide.

Who’s your favorite to win? Tell me in the comments.

Best of TV: you go girls!

Although I’ve always prided myself on being a diligent student of pop culture, I find it increasingly difficult to keep up with TV these days.

I could sit on my couch for a week, watching all my favorite shows, and not feel like I was missing anything in the real world. I have actually fantasized about what injury or illness could befall me that would entail little pain but require convalescing in bed, with nothing to do but read and watch TV for weeks.  I hoard shows on my DVR for just such a scenario, but alas, I remain upright, and too busy living life to get to the bottom of the “my recordings” screen.

DVR keeping up with TV showsBeing a TV fan used to be more civilized. There were fewer channels and only one traditional season. I was able to preview most new shows and discern which were best to follow. But the TV landscape is like the Wild West now. Everyone gets different channels depending on their provider package. People watch series on their laptops and there are some shows now only available via the internet (I’ve heard House of Cards is amazing so in addition to 600 cable channels, now I have to get a Netflix subscription too!)

Even if I had more time to dedicate to TV, it’s almost impossible to be on top of all the great shows out there. But I work through my small screen stress by choosing wisely and watching what I can, one day at a time.

Here are three shows worth your valuable viewing time.  They’re well-written, quirky, and unpredictable. Is it a coincidence they’re all created by and starring women?  I think not. Chicks are getting more clout in Hollywood and that’s translating to better TV.

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Girls:  I’ve hailed the talents of creator, writer, and actress Lena Dunham before and I’ll keep doing it until everyone has sampled her refreshing work.  I disagree with critics who claim season 2 was not as strong as the first one. There may have been some wacky plot points, but they only add to the show’s originality. Dunham has created 4 distinct, complex characters experiencing the angst, self-doubt, and loneliness common to all 20-somethings trying to figure out who to be. Like “Sex and the City” before it, “Girls” also uses New York as a character and anyone who has spent time in the Big Apple will feel waves of nostalgia. Each episode is like a mini movie that transports you to a believable place and time, and leaves you with thoughts and images to ponder.

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New Girl:   First off, the show is LOL funny every week. There’s no laugh track and the dialogue moves quickly so there’s no traditional comedy pandering.  It’s about 3 20-something guys and a girl living in a loft in LA. Sounds like any one of a hundred shows that have appeared on-screen, but it’s the excellent writing and terrific acting that sell the characters. The show manages to be simultaneously hip and nerdy, with an underlying sweetness that pervades every episode. It also boasts one of the sharpest unsung characters in Schmidt,  and the absolute best sexual tension-filled storyline on TV right now. Jess and Nick make Homeland’s Carrie and Brody look like kids on a grammar school playground. If you’ve never seen the show, do yourself a favor and find it online or on Netflix and watch from the beginning so you can see their relationship bloom.

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The Mindy Project:  This show had a strong pilot but then seemed to waver a bit mid-season. But I recently watched episodes On-Demand and rediscovered its charm. Mindy is an unlikely lead character, but that’s what makes her amiable. An accomplished doctor with a motley crew of hospital colleagues and  opinionated girlfriends, she’s in control of every aspect of her life except love. She’s a hopeless romantic who can’t get out of her own way. The show is full of irreverent pop culture references and digs on men, who seem to all act like dogs in Mindy’s presence. Mindy’s work family– several wacky supporting characters who both comfort and annoy her– are also good for laughs. While Girls can be heavy, TMP is lighter fare with high entertainment value.

The clever writing on all these shows gives the audience credit for being smart. I often have to rewind episodes of all 3 shows to catch a line I missed or laugh again at a droll throwaway.

I also love that the main characters are strong but imperfect women. None is conventional looking but all attractive in their own way, especially because they’re sassy, capable and not reliant on a man to define them.  Another common theme to their stories is the importance of friendship to women trying to get through a confusing time.

Let me know if you’re already a fan of any of these shows, or if I’ve convinced you to try one. You won’t be sorry. All three are worth the space on your DVR.

RHOBH season 3 recap: Hurry back now ladies!

My heart is heavy. I just watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last reunion show and I feel empty inside. Or maybe that’s my head that’s empty, after the show zapped my brain of all substance and goodness.

But that’s what guilty pleasures are for, no?

Although the reunion shows were unrelavatory and kind of blah, this was one of the most entertaining seasons yet. There were the usual over-the-top parties…and fabulous trips to Vegas, a California spa, and Paris– all punctuated by the usual catfights and backstabbing.  And the ladies never disappoint in the arena of clothes and makeup. I’d love to know how much each of their faces weigh. The eyelashes alone must carry poundage.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills addict

It’s interesting to watch how the alliances have changed each season. We’ll never know if it’s the nature of new friendships or the undeniable distraction of fame that strains their ties.

Unlike some of the other Housewife franchises, these broads are smarter and kinder, so they seem somewhat relatable. Until they get into the back of a limo taking them to a $100, 000 backyard mansion party to hobnob with Hollywood elite.

This season Camille was virtually off the show and Brandi was front and center. I loved seeing tall, leggy Brandi’s star rise among the ladies from white trash wanna-be to sought-after tough chick. She speaks her mind– often too much and for no apparent reason– but she’s not fake and that gets her points with the group and viewers.

I still don’t understand why she revealed the unknown secret about Adrienne’s family at the beginning of the season except to be bitchy. Then the dubious lawsuit threat put her in the vulnerable victim role for several weeks which won her sympathy. She can make and keep friends based on her dynamic personality and should keep out of people’s bidness next season.

One witch stirring the pot was not-quite-a-cast-member but certainly desperate housewife Faye Resnick. Remember her from the OJ days? That chiseled face has been rattling around 90210 for years and she wants everyone to know she’s still relevant. Every time she appeared on screen she created chaos, which makes me wonder how much she’s trying to “help” and how much she’s trying to carve herself a permanent role on the show.  I hope producers don’t give her the satisfaction. I say less Faye is the better way.

Kim and Kyle still struggle with their relationship. Kim got a new nose (not much different than old one frankly) and remains extremely fragile. I always have empathy for Kyle because she’s a pleaser– like many of us– and never wants to say the wrong thing, hurt someone’s feelings, get on a lady’s bad side. But that ambivalence has gotten her intro trouble and I don’t think Lisa will get over it anytime soon.

Lisa likes to assume the queen bee role in the show, and so far, she’s the only one with her own spinoff (although vapid Vanderpump Rules is unwatchable even for me.) The pink lady has the longest marriage recorded in Beverly Hills, the mansion and thriving business, and the rodent-sized Jiggy.  Life is all diamonds and rose’!

We saw less of Taylor this season which was just fine with me. Her look is so hard and yet she’s so soft and transparent in her need to measure up. Also needy and tough to watch is newcomer Marisa Zanuck. She married into Hollywood royalty and her husband seems adorable yet in too many episodes she’s complaining and eyeing the other side of the fence. Not cool.

In her last cowardly, passive-aggressive act, Adrienne didn’t show up for the reunion and has been fired from the show. I will cry no tears. You can’t believe everything you read but sounds like she was leaking false stories to the press and telling lies. Now she’s divorcing Paul (which seemed inevitable) and dating Rod Stewart’s 32-year-old son. Ick.

yolanda foster refrigerator

And then there’s Yolanda. I hated her at first sight. She is privileged, snobby, judgmental and condescending. The whole “my husband is king” bit was also a turn off. And let’s not even talk about her house with the matching glass sub zero fridges (one has its own Twitter feed with 10k followers! @YolandasFridge)

But that Dutch beauty won me over. She is no bullshit and I love her sense of style (white jeans! Hermes belts! appropriate cocktailwear!)  Sure, she’s a perfectionist with no tolerance for reality. But she has a good heart and a strong sense of self that I dig.

In the end, they are still women who have the same fears, insecurities, and selfish tendencies inherent to the gender, despite the size of their kitchens or bank accounts.

Bring on Season 4!

I love me some Timberlake

My boy JT hosted Saturday Night Live this week and he killed it.  My favorite host since he first appeared, he never disappoints, playing scores of characters as diverse as Robin Gibb, a cup of soup, and a Beyonce backup dancer.

He’s uber-talented: he sings, he dances, and he creates crazy characters and fully commits, which is what works on SNL.  But it’s the way he exudes joy and ease when he performs that makes him so much fun to watch.

Justin Timberlake snl promo

The first half of the show was much stronger than the back half but there were some very funny skits….

–The show started with Justin sitting at a piano– donning turquoise sequins and a terrible wig– as Elton John doing a gig at Hugo Chavez’s funeral.  He sang a funny spoof of “Candle in the Wind,” with words that highlighted some of Chavez’s more ridiculous behavior.  You can watch in on YouTube here.

–As a 5th-time host, Justin’s monologue included his entry into the five-timers club, with cameos by legendary hosts like Paul Simon, Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin, Tom Hanks, Chevy Chase, and Candice Bergen. All at their most sarcastic and condescending, they showed newbie Justin around the club complete with Dan Akroyd tending the mini bar and Martin Short serving appetizers. Classic.

—  I liked a “Dating Game” spoof that pitted Justin and Andy Samberg’s “dick-in-a-box” 80’s studs against Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd’s “wild and crazy guys” to compete for the same woman. I don’t know how they do those idiot sharp guys with a straight face but it’s the earnestness that cracks me up.

Dancing tofu on "SNL"/NBC

Dancing tofu on “SNL”/NBC

–Fav skit had to be “Veganville.” A Justin classic, he dresses in a ridiculously large costume– this time a giant piece of tofu–  to sell some product on the street.  There are few who could make that sight gag work and he makes it soar. With only a week to rehearse how does he remember all the words to 5 or 6 original raps and maintain perfect timing and dance moves? And who else could pull off adorable tofu? It’s one of the most endearing performances on TV people. Don’t miss it here.

My boy wonder played host and musical guest. I’ve heard the new single”Suit and Tie” and saw him perform it on the Grammies. I wasn’t loving it at first but after hearing it a few times and seeing him in his tux swaying all over the stage, I’m sold. He brought out JZ to rap and looked like he was having the time of his life.

That’s what I love about him, he always looks like he’s the most fun at the party and performing isn’t work. It just comes naturally.

Critics say his turn acting in movies has not been impressive. I say he’s just been acting in the wrong movies. He’s better at comedy than drama. When he finds the right vehicle, everyone else will get it.

Maybe then I won’t look like such a diehard Timberfan.  But I’m fine with it. There are much naughtier ways to spend a Saturday night.

Oscars wrap: Music trumps movies

Oscars best picture 2013

Ah Oscar night. The ultimate in Hollywood glamor, power, and swagger.

The Academy hasn’t been able to nail a good host for a while, so the show has lost some cache, but I’m still a sucker for every over-coiffed red carpet turn, every meticulously planned acceptance speech.

I don’t watch any of Seth MacFarlane‘s shows nor did I see his movie “Ted,” although I’ve heard it’s hilarious. I was also unimpressed with his “SNL” hosting effort, so didn’t see the logic in choosing him as Oscar host.

Still don’t.

seth mcfarlane oscar host review

I didn’t like the open one bit. Didn’t find it funny, clever or compelling to watch. MacFarlane seemed nervous and awkward and his jokes fell flat. When William Shatner spoke to him from a screen above the stage about his performance, I was cringing. The song and dance numbers seemed out of place and poorly rehearsed.

Then two male choirs pranced around the stage singing an original song entitled, ”We saw your boobs,” and MacFarlane named all the famous actresses who’ve gone topless in movies. The shots bounced between the live performance and pre-taped cheesy reactions from some of the actresses.  I was uncomfortable, and wondered if he was offending half the room. His comedy seems misogynist and low brow. Will he get turned away from parties tonight?

Show highlights:  (see complete list of winners here)

“Argo” wins for best picture. Ben Affleck makes an honest, funny, moving speech that shows he’s too classy for sour grapes about his best director snub. He’s come a long way since Gigli.

The tribute to musical theater kicked ass. Loved Catherine Zeta Jones’s “All That Jazz” number from “Chicago”—sexy, spunky and raw. J Hud got a standing O when she rolled out her powerful “ I Am Telling You” from “Dreamgirls.” Then the whole cast of “Les Miz” –including Anne Hathaway, Hugh Jackman, Amanda Seyfried and the weakest link Russell Crowe— belted “One Day More,” giving me chills and renewing my desire to see the movie.

The tribute to James Bond movies could have been so much better. Why not bring out all the old Bond girls in fabulous Bob Mackie gowns…instead of having a very old singer performing “Goldfinger,” which is too old to be relevant?

Michelle Obama (in a gorgeous metallic tank dress) live from The White House introduced the best picture award. Not sure why, but a nice surprise.

Daniel Day Lewis won for best actor for “Lincoln,” becoming the first actor to win 3 Oscars in that category. He’s no joke.

Fashion highlights:   (see photos here)

Naomi Watts – My favorite by far.  Silver metallic asymmetrical Armani gown had inventive shape and lines and hugged her in all the right places. Stunning.

Amy Adams – Majestic dove grey ball gown with layered ruffles and updo hair. Dreamy. Romantic. Perfect Oscar couture.

Amanda Seyfried – Gorgeous old Hollywood Alexander McQueen with beautiful beading and unusual neckline. Svelte and sensational.

Jennifer Lawrence – Damn this girl can’t lose. Talented, smart, and amazing style. Loved her white sparkly dramatic gown.

Jessica Chastain—She nailed it with a gorgeous champagne beaded Armani dress and loose, pretty hair.

Jennifer Aniston— One of the few with a pop of color. Looked beautiful in a red classic Valentino ball gown and simple diamonds, with her gorgeous, perfectly highlighted tresses cascading onto her yoga-toned shoulders. (I may have a girl crush.)

Halle Berry – She was channeling Alexis Carrington in her 80’s-inspired black and silver striped Versace sheath, with major shoulder pads. But her skin, and body are perfection so she can pull anything off.

Sandra Bullock—She looked like a movie star in her black sparkly, Elie Saab beaded dress. The long straight hair, pulled back on one side with a diamond clip? I dug it.

Eddie Redmayne (from Les Miz) –gets my best dressed man award for his classic, fitted tux and unfussy hair.

Joseph Gordon Levitt– is adorable and looked cool in his modern, fitted tux.

Daniel Day Lewis—would not expect him to care about fashion yet I loved his navy tux. Different, handsome, unpretentious.

Naomi Watts oscars dress

Favorite moment of the night:

Barbra Streisand singing “Memories” in tribute to composer Marvin Hamlisch. Like buttah.

Who blew up Twitter:

Anne Hathaway’s nips– Poor earnest Annie. All that Oscar love (she won for best supporting actress) and so much public hate. Twitter was  on fire when she showed up  in a pale pink Prada gown that seemed rather plain, until I noticed her girls were standing at attention. Within minutes there was a Twitter parody feed: @Annesheadlights but by the end of the show it had been suspended. But the hashtag #AnneHathawaysNipples was going strong.

Who might wish they could have a do-over: 

–When accepting her best actress award, Jennifer Lawrence fell up the stairs in her grand ball gown. She recovered quickly and gave a speech that was heartfelt, poised, and gracious, especially considering she was favored to win.

Bradley Cooper is one of the sexiest men in Hollywood, but he overdid it on the hair gel and looked like he was wearing a helmet.

Hugh Jackman’s wife, Deborra  had a great idea with the all black tuxedo pants suit but she didn’t quite pull it off, especially with the high ponytail. Almost, but not quite.

Brandi Glanville. Not sure how this Real Housewife got into the Oscars but I’m always happy to see her. She actually almost had it. A gorgeous woman with an unbelievable body, her hair, makeup, and shoes were on target, but the dress bodice was straight out of a Playboy centerfold pictorial.   Oops. (you can see it here)

Helena Bonham Carter  never disappoints. Her dress looked like a witchy costume and her hair was a mess. At least she’s consistent!

–Olivia Munn— Love her, hated the dress. Too much material on the bottom, color was jarring and hair too severe. Not flattering.

–Robert Deniro is so over the Oscars he didn’t even comb his hair.

Overall, the musical performances outshone any of the comedy or movie bits in the show and saved it from being totally boring. I much prefer the Golden Globes: better hosts, better speeches, looser crowd.

What did you think of the show and the fashion? Tell me in the comments.